1 page later:
“I recently splurged on a new attachment for my bong and in a couple more paragraphs I will grab the aforementioned bong and rip it. I’ll be sure to inform you in this letter when that is happening.”
3 pages later:
“Pausing here to rip the bong… Oh man. So goddamn smooth.”
And 2 more:
“It’s lucky to be able to miss someone. It means there’s something so good in my life that it’s noticeably sad to be away from it. There’s not much that makes me sad so it must be over something pretty damn good. It’s already been so lovely missing you.”
Best,
Manly Rant Cow
June 01, 2012, 11:11pm
